Our Lil Darlins

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Wat I learnt today...(Updated version: Oxford)

I discovered new terms today taught by my beloved hubby n an uncle of mine...
(Sorry ar a bit R(A) but I find it very de funny ar so feel like typin it...hehehehe )


1. sarung sate - a latex glove use by docs or nurses to poke inside de anus.
Proper usage:Doc to patient : "Ok ar now I'm usin sarung sate ok,won't be painful. "

2. store kunyit - a gay malayish term for sodomy.
Proper usage:One day while S.S Herman was doin his roundin, he saw two inmates behavin suspiciously n he shouted, "Oi, store kunyit ke apa huh!"

3. brokeback mountain - a gay movie wif some real action pack in it dat can influence a straight man to become a gay (tak tipu, an uncle of mine admit it)
Proper usage:Man to man : "I'm from brokeback mountain. "

4. smugglin raisins - term for women who doesn't wear bra n like showin off their 'raisins'.
Proper usage:Reporter to J.LO at de red carpet : "Why do you really like to smuggle raisins?"

5. nenongnenong - term for guys who doesn't like to wear brief.
Proper usage:Man who juz saw something : "Mak dikau, nenongnenong siak!"

Sorries if i've offended anyone wif these terms...

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Virus...Virus everywhere...

Virus...Kat mana-mana ada virus...Virus kecik...besar...visible yang invisible...Mana-mana pegi mesti ada virus...How do we get rid of them eh???Now my dearie computer is infected wif virus, called spyware...asyik2 menyibuk nak download into my computer...sickenin siah*ooopps*... Always need to click de cancel button...dah click nanti prompt lagi...irritatin siah*ooopps*...My hubby kata nak switchkan computer to save modelah nak delete all those virus that have been living inside my computer tapi until now janji tinggal janji...sedih beta*uuuhhukss*... dalam baik, beta pun dah terkena virus flu...tak pasal2 beta ada phlegm, cough n throat infection...Biler bersin, terkencing2 beta sampai kena pakai tuala wanita (sorry ar obscence sikit)...Dapatlah mc dok rumah dua hari...happy sungguh tak payah gi skolah...tak payah jumpa budak2...buku2...n especially de biggest virus yang dok at my school tu...Dat is one big sickenin virus siah *ooopps*. Since this is a family blog, u ppl won't find my swearin towards this virus, I've written it in another blog of mine, a blog where I can really thrash out all de vulgarities...de only thing I can in dis blog is: this virus niekan dah tua tu buatlah cara tua...kecik2 tak nak susahkan orang, dah tua menyusahkan orang pulak...Anyway at times I think havin virus is not always bad, its how we see n judge it...coz at times havin virus around us its actually a test to our endurance in life... Uuuhhhukk...uuuhhhuukkk...aduh sakitnya kerongkongku ini... mintak mc lagi ar... *wink-wink*

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Aku Sedih...

Tatkala aku gembira menanti saat kehadiran cahaya mataku Batrisyah...
Aku mendapat berita buruk mengenai saudara ayahku yang baru sahaja kehilangan anaknya di saat kandungannya berusia 8 bulan...

Anak yang dikandung tidak dapat melihat dunia...
Walaupun masa sudah hampir tiba...

Memang ini semua ketentuan ilahi...
Qada' dan Qadar...sudah tertulis...

Tapi...
Aku takut...
Terlalu takut untuk memikirkannya...

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Perginya Seorang Yoyot

Al-fatihah buat Yoyotku Hajah Ahsiah Bte Ali ( 1928 - 31/01/2006 )
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Di saat umat Islam seluruh dunia menyambut kedatangan Maal Hijrah...

Aku kehilangan seorang yoyot yang amat dikasihi semua...

Di kala aku baru hendak mengenalnya...

Dia pergi takkan kembali lagi...

Yoyotku Ahsiah...

Walaupun perkenalan kita hanya setahun...

Dan aku tidak memahami erti perkenalan tersebut...

Aku amat menghargainya, kerna ku tahu...

Kau mengasihi aku...

Sekeping gambar menjadi kenangan...

Untuk ku tatap dan kenang...

Ingatan ku bersama mu...yoyotku Ahsiah...

Sama-samalah kita sedekahkan surah Al-Fatihah buat Hajah Ahsiah Bte Ali...Semoga rohnya diberkati Allah dan ditempatkan di samping orang-orang yang beriman...Insya'allah...Al-Fatihah...